Evidently we had an earthquake in Portland on Sunday night, but nobody I know noticed. In fact, everybody here has forgotten because of the massive flooding that’s happening everywhere. I’m sure they’ll all forget about the flooding when the pestilence comes next week.
Top seven songs to play on the occasion of an earthquake:
- I Feel The Earth Move by Carole King
- Shake, Rattle and Roll by Bill Haley and the Comets
- Shaking by Eddie Money
- Shake It Up by The Cars
- Earthquake Weather by Beck
- Rumble by Link Wray
- And the Cradle Will Rock by Van Halen
Did I miss any?